iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

mutantlexi:

emillerz:

espressobean:

I was playing badminton yesterday and all I could think about was this stupid gif.


I’ll freely admit… this is one of the greatest gifs, ever.

mutantlexi:

emillerz:

espressobean:

I was playing badminton yesterday and all I could think about was this stupid gif.

I’ll freely admit… this is one of the greatest gifs, ever.

subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

somefagonyourdash:

bruh